Happy Birthday Puns For Dad

Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive. Give mom or dad a chuckle on their special day with these funny birthday jokes.

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Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and he turned 52.


Happy birthday puns for dad. All my birthday’s are good as long as you’re around. These are some puns that you can send to your dad on his birthday. “don’t birthdays burn you up?” what did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?

“next time, take off the candles.”. The tears in my eyes are making me take a while, to tell you how much you have made me smile. Pay back some moments later.

Many happy returns of the day. What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? What do you sing to a cow on their birthday?

You helped make me who i am! What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Happy birthday, dad i want you to know that i am nothing without you, but i can be everything with you by my side.

🧀 60+ funny cheese puns to make you laugh. May you earn a lot in your life and deposit everything to your father’s account! May god bless you with many more happy years to cherish.

After my dads 61st birthday card, he said one would of been fine. A couple called their neighbour to wish them happy birthday. Happy birthday to the man i respect and love more than any other.

Well, we have come up with a list of the best birthday puns, jokes, and captions to grace your day and make it twice as special and unique. How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? Happy birthday dad, i love you.

Whether you write these 100 funny happy birthday puns in a card, post some cute birthday puns on ig or text them, these are the best to bring a smile to someone's face. What did the crab do on his birthday? They dialed the number, put it on speak phone, and sang their hearts out.

Mom, you are so wonderful that seven days without you make one week. Congratulations dad, on completing another glorious year of your life. Happy birthday to the world’s best dad!

I wish you are not. I'd tell you a confidence joke but i'm insecure i'd tell a war joke but i'm afraid it would bomb i'd tell an enema joke but you couldn't hold it in i'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Send it to them then and see how you make them laugh! “doctor, i get heartburn every time i eat birthday cake.”. 51) dad, you are one in a melon.

May you always be beautiful but don’t use girls’ beauty products! I hope all your birthdays are excellent! Oh yeah, i almost forgot, happy birthday!

Behind every great parent is a great kid. Don’t be sympathy of your friends. On this day, you were welcomed to earth.

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience! May the upcoming days of your life be filled with unbounded happiness and joy. What did one candle say to the other?

A happy birthday to you. As i handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “you know, one would have been enough.”. It takes a special man to be a dad.

I know i don’t say it often, but i really do appreciate all the sacrifices and hard work you put into raising me. I love you more than i can ever tell. In honor of my dads birthday today here is this joke.

Thanks, i’ll never part with it. “don’t worry you two,” replied the stranger, “you need all of the practice you can get!” Turning 21…is nothing to wine about.

Happy birthday 50) world’s most excellent dad. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, find out what he wanted to do for dinner, etc, all the stuff you do on someone's birthday. However, when they finished their horribly off key rendition, the realised they called the wrong number.

Happy birthday to you, dad, just know that i love you and that i would not know where i am right now if you are not there for me to guide me through it all. Made my dad cringe with this dad joke yesterday. May you enjoy your special day.

Any man can be a father. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I just want to thank you and wish you a happy birthday.

I want to tell a birthday joke about pizza, but i don’t think it’s a good idea considering how cheesy it is. You did a grape job raisin me. What is it that kangaroos don’t like about birthdays?

You are best, and i am blessed to have you as my father. Real heroes don’t wear capes, they make bad puns.

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